You're a guy. Strong, tough, rugged....and a softy at heart. Sort of like a lactating Andre the Giant. So how do you get a tattoo that reveals the complexities of your many layers? Can it be done? It can, I say. It can!
For instance, you could get a fluffy, white and majestic unicorn tattooed on your ankle. Where's the masculinity you ask? Well, fear not, for your unicorn has burning red eyes, emblazon with rage and deeply suppressed emotions. It's the balance of sensitivity and ferocity that is all men; an emblem of your dedication to showing your softer side, while not neglecting the sheer testosterone that is pumping through your rigid veins.
Of course, we men like options. We need to know what else is out there. So before you decide on the unicorn, consider this: A cuddly, soft, adorable puppy with big floppy ears and rolls upon rolls of snuggley puppy fat. And it's rabid; foam oozing from it's mouth as if it were regurgitating a venti latte made with curdled milk. Women will say, "Oh, it's so cute, yet so strong and sexy." Your male friends will abhor you for the attention you receive from dames around the world. And that's when you can suggest other possible tattoos to show their tender side..
Imagine, a bright red heart, like a Valentine, with the letters MOM across the middle; but instead of an arrow through the side it has crossbones! Nothing's more masculine than a mama's boy with a bad ass Hells Angels side to him. Onlookers will admire the respect and love that you have shown for your mother, while simultaneously cower at your brazen display of manliness. Never has the delicate and course inner-workings of men been displayed with such perfect harmony. Your tattoo will not only be the envy of bikers, convicts and lumberjacks, but also of fine art collectors, curators and the uber rich.
So, when you decide to show your sentimental side, what kind of tattoo will you be getting?
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